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Bank of America, we realize you're new to banking, so let me help.

Welcome, Bank of America, to the business of banking. We realize that you’re brand new to the field, so let me offer a little help. When you present this message to your customer... ...what you actually mean is that their transfer request has been received. Received by, you know,

What Are You Worth As A Product? Amazon provides the Answer.

What are you worth as chattel to be bought by and sold to marketers, political groups, advocacy groups, etc.? Through their product pricing, Amazon gives us some data from which we can learn just how much we’re worth as a product. That is, Amazon shows what we’re worth

Hey, turn that abandoned municipal swimming pool into a money maker for your town!

From The Bloomberg Close, April 20, 2020: The current May futures contract, which expires tomorrow, dropped to minus $37.63 a barrel. Underscoring just how acute the concern over the lack of storage is... This means that oil for delivery next monthhas essentially been deemed worthless, suggesting sellers may have

Goggle Meat to Google Meet: "It's Your Problem. Fix It!"

The Livingston News -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- April 1, 2020 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Goggle Meat to Google: Please address name confusion. The management of Goggle Meat Co. of Livingston, Wyoming, wants everyone to know that Google’s new name for its online meeting platform has nothing to do with their company. “We’ve got all